The Kings And Queens

favabean05: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:40:58 -0400

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.

We are sorry if you don’t

A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:

It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.

The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals

She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.

She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage

When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.

It was the courts that awarded her the amount of money she got. Again, she only wanted hospital bills and court costs

McDonald’s changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case

So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.

I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.

we-are-all-sherlocked: inabasket: the-k-factor: juicyjacqulyn:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:14 -0400

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:42:16 -0400

zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:30 -0400

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

adriofthedead: don’t squeeze the caterpiller’s butt, that’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:15 -0400

adriofthedead:

don’t squeeze the caterpiller’s butt, that’s rude

So this is my first weekday of summer break...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:26:12 -0400

I just graduated High School, which is great and all, but I feel like something is missing. I left behind a high school career that was defined by being so busy I didn’t know what to do with myself. And now I have nothing to do….and I don’t know what to do with myself. WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

thechoicesthops: God it’s beautiful.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:22 -0400

thechoicesthops:

God it’s beautiful.

mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:20 -0400

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:56:16 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:43:44 -0400

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

theclearlydope: Summer is coming.

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:43:17 -0400

theclearlydope:

Summer is coming.

an open letter to yahoo

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:34:56 -0400

assgod:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

also give us an outbox so we can see sent messages

just don’t take away the gay porn blogs they are the soul of tumblr

domesticabusewillsaveusall: Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:34:39 -0400

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

memewhore:

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:21:26 -0400

memewhore:

carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:16:30 -0400

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

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Sat, 11 May 2013 21:57:11 -0400

jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:45:59 -0400

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

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Sat, 11 May 2013 14:39:20 -0400

3rdrudy: imsarahcate: 3rdrudy: timewarp-grrrl: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:04:30 -0400

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

armani-kyzuki: pushedoffaclef: majorsarcasm19: nicoception: i...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:21:43 -0400

armani-kyzuki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished.

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

This is officially one of my favorite posts.